Well Equipped - or how I spent my Tax refund

Well Equipped - or how I spent my Tax refund

What I did with money I got back from the feds- who withheld it so they could finance our government ......the feds who where busy breaking our treasury, killing our young, and keeping the materialistic Pinocchio’s Pleasure Island merry go round going for a new round all the while ecologically ruining our planet

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I needed a drink ...no Fuck that --- I need a fucking BAR

Prelude to a Family Affair

One Bottle of gold Jamacan Run
One Bottle of dark Jamacan Rum
One Bottle of Demerara Rum
One Bottle of 151 Demerara Rum
One Bottle of Barcrdi Select
One Bottle of Barcardi Gold
One Bottle of Cockspur Rum
One Bottle of Haitian Rum
One Bottle of Trader Vic’s Mai-Tai Rum
One Bottle of Trader Vic’s Mai-Tai Mix
Two Bottles of Bourbon - one sipping, one mixing
One Bottle of Vodka
One Bottle of Gin
Two Bottles of Scotch Whisky - blended and single malt
Two Bottles of Tequila, Gold and Anejo
One Bottle of Cream De Banana
One Bottle of Simple syrup
One Bottle of Passion fruit syrup
One Bottle of Grand Marnier
One Bottle of Triple Sec
One Bottle of Maraschino Liqueur
One Bottle of Cointreau
One Bottle of Grenadine
One Bottle of Falernum
One Bottle of Sweet and Sour
A half liter of Club Soda
One Ikea Ice crusher
Four Collins glasses
Four Double Old Fashioned glasses
Two Cocktail glasses
Two shakers , one small and one large

Freshly squeezed lime juice and lemon juice

Two books by Jeff “Beachbum” Berry - the Grog Log and Intoxica! - the definitive how to make and mix Tiki Drink books

A small cigar box with Cuban seeded cigars

Three Tiki Mugs

and ... a salvaged wooden cabinet that was needed some TLC - with 20.00 bucks of wood stain and cleaners from Home Depot and an inherited mantle piece to hold all of the glasses

Some ice

OK - I think I am ready

Invite the brothers over....